Scouse Vasectomy

For any reader from Liverpool, may I apoloise in advance.....

After having their 11th child, a Scouse couple decided that was
enough, as they could not afford a larger bed.

So the husband went to his doctor and told him that he and his wife
didn't want to have any more children.

The doctor told him there was a procedure called a vasectomy that
would fix the problem but it was expensive.

A less costly alternative was to go home, get a big firework, light
it, put it in a beer can, then hold the can up to his ear and count to
10.

The scouser said to the doctor, "I may not be the smartest bloke in the
world, but I don't see how putting a firework in a beer can next to my
ear is going to help me".

Trust me, it will do the job", said the doctor.

So the man went home, lit a banger and put it in a beer can. He held
the can up to his ear and began to count: "1, 2, 3, 4, 5," at which
point he paused, placed the beer can between his legs so he could continue
counting on his other hand.

This procedure also works in Birmingham, parts of Essex, inner London,
Sunderland and anywhere in Scotland

Hehe, made me chuckle....