1. Well, aren't we just a ray of fucking sunshine ?
2. Not the brightest crayon in the box now, are we ?
3. Do I look like a fucking people person ?
4. This isn't an office. It's Hell with fluorescent lighting.
5. I pretend to work. They pretend to pay me.
6. You! Off my planet !
7. Practice random acts of intelligence & senseless acts of self-control.
8. I like cats too. Let's exchange recipes.
9. Did the aliens forget to remove your anal probe ?
10. And your crybaby whiny-assed opinion would be ..?
11. How many times do I have to flush before you go away?
12. Aw, did I step on your poor little bitty ego ?
13. How do I set a laser printer to stun ?
14. I'm not tense, just terribly terribly alert.
15. When I want your opinion, I'll give it to you.
16. Earth is full .. Go Home !!!
2 comments:
Those sayings rock, mind if i borrow a few?
How about ?
You are a total waste of skin.
Stop breathing my air.
Get off of my mountain.
Get off my pizza..i didn't order you.
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