Just seen this in my email, apparently it won Joke of Week here at the offices of Jobsite....
An octopus walks into a bar and
say "I bet I can play any musical instrument".
Bloke gives him a guitar which
he plays better than Jimi Hendrix.
Second bloke says "I bet you
can't play the piano".
The octopus plays better than
Elton John.
Jock gives him some bagpipes.
The octopus fumbles for a minute and looks confused.
Jock says "ha, can ye nae play
it?"
Octopus says "play it? I'm going
to **** it as soon as I get it's ******* pyjamas
off"
Hmm, have a look through this blog, I'm sure I've posted funnier!
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