Sat having a cuppa with my mates Sarah and Ken, I have been reading some of my preious posts with them, and decided that it's time for a new post, but got too much to rant about right now, so I'm going to give someone else a chance to set the record straight about one of life's little irritations....
Ken's Thoughts on Geezer Birds....
Definition of a Geezer Bird courtesy of Harper's Almanac of Random Thoughts
Geezer Bird /gi:za bird/ n. informal A female man. Often spotted whilst using public transport, passing through some of society's less desirable urban habitats.
So Ken, why today to rant about Geezer Birds?
K: I was on the bus today on my way home and at the front of the bus there were 2 "geezer birds". Now, when i get off the bus, i courteously thank the driver but when "geezer birds" get off the bus they dont say thankyou in a friendly manner they say "cheers mate" in a voice that wouldn't sound out of place in a male public convenience. The 2 "geezer birds" after leaving the bus then walked down the road with a stride and gait straight out of a John Wayne movie.
If you are a "geezer bird" please don't call me mate or mush. This is my PET HATE. and please, please, please get rid of the shell suits and Creole earrings, they are not attractive in any way shape or form.
The next time a woman calls me mate or mush i think im gonna SCREAM. ARRRRRGHHHH.
Me:Hmm. part of me thinks Ken may have issues with women from Paulsgrove....thanks Ken
